October 2011
139 posts
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The World
in fact,
does not revolve around your penis.
i know the concept may be hard for you to grasp,
but (surprisingly enough)
there are more important things in this world
than you getting some action tonight.
if you can simply not deal with that,
grab some lotion and some porn
… and take care of your own business.
pardon the vulgar subject matter of this post,
but seriously.
get. over....
Here's to You.
Here’s to the people in my life that are able to make me happy.
Not the the people who can make me laugh and smile, but to the people who legitimately make me happy.
The list is very short,
but that makes it all the more while worth while to thank you.
You are the reason I make it through every day.
I love you. All of you. The very few of you that there are.
You mean the world to me,
...
